closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

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  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

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artpopsicle:

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"The tabloids complain about her looking old, and people laugh at her for that. Then Madonna goes and fixes her face, and they laugh at her for that. Even though they begrudgingly say she looks amazing, they’ll still laugh at her for trying to look young. Then she steps out, looking amazing, and the tabloids go and blow up a picture of her aging hand. Nobody’s doing that to George Clooney, blowing up pictures of his hands! I look at these magazines, and I want to say to them, What’s your point? That she’s aged? Does that surprise you? Or is your ‘point’ an attempt to undercut what she’s achieved? I think it is, even if it’s on a subconscious level. And you probably wouldn’t turn down those hands if they were grabbing you under the table, you fucking idiots."

— Shirley Manson on Madonna (via mikkelbang)

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onlyblackgirl:

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aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

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gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

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Lady Gaga singles | 2008 - 2014

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

— Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

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Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira